Friday, 2 September 2011

Worst. Song. Ever.


So, be prepared to have all innocence-that this cruel world has not already stripped you of-to be taken from you FOREVER.

Just watch and all will be reveled.....
(I am really not good at creating dramatic effects and whatnot)
IF YOU HAVE THE GUTS!

**Please Note that this girl was a former Cheetah Girl.....Guess that's what happens when Cheetah Print** **goes out of style (Not that it ever was anyway)**

Whatta MILF

If I wear Sunglasses inside,
can I be the Editor-in-Chief of a major
Publication too?
Jokes aside, this lady is absolutly amazing.
She is possibly one of the most influencial
and powerful women in the $ 1, 252.8 billion
worldwide fashion industry.
  
 

When she was younger she looked just like Daria Werbowy (The girl from the YSL F/W 2010-2011 Campaign Video)
Love that haircut. 

I have had, possibly the World's biggest crush on her since I saw her in "The September Issue" a few years back.
We are Both Scorpio's!
I think its a perfect match :P


Eleven Paris Fall/Winter 2011 Men






These are just a 'lil snippit of the collection.
(Look at the picture at the top Right, its our friend Alber Elbaz, and the Bottom two are Anna Wintour, my Old Lady crush who will be in the post right after this one :) )
If you want to see more:

You're Welcome :)

Amour Anonyme

     

These words of love are the work of a broken-hearted watercolorist gentleman, one Monsieur Jean-Luc Duez. After his live-in-love of two years left him, he began to write "je t'aime" dozens of times along her street, continuing all the way on the path she walked to work. Apparently she was pretty annoyed and obtained a restraining order against his and this type of activity near her habitudes.
Eventually Jean-Luc changed his affectionate concept to include everyone, not just his lost lady-love and began to write the word "Amour" all over different portions of the city of Paris each day. He tags his message in white paint or chalk which is easily washed away by the green-suited street cleaners each morning. But the next evening, the loving script returns a hundred times more. No matter what continues to drive this lovelorn monsieur, I am glad he is still out there writing words of love. We all need a little more "Amour" in our lives, non?
(Text Taken from: http://www.igougo.com/story-s1214037-Paris-Artist_Jean-Luc_Duez_Amour.html)


"I Love you Wall"-Place des Abbesses, Montmartre

Thursday, 1 September 2011

感谢您 Daniela :)


Thank you to my Beautiful Friend Daniela all the way in Hong Kong for proving me wrong and showing me that models can be something else other then coathangers. I really really like this video :)

Wednesday, 31 August 2011

Is this really necessary?


When Jeanne Lanvin founded Lanvin in 1909, I highly doubt this is what she had in mind as a Campaign 100 years later. The clothes and setting are absolutely amazing, but four models dancing mindlessly to Pitbull?

Pitbull and Lanvin must please NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER mix again.
(That's just my personal opinion)

A more suitable partnership would be with Florence and the Machine I think.
OR maybe Alber Elbaz (The short fat man in the end of the Video dancing with the two male models AKA Lanvin's Creative Director) should take a note from Inez van Lamsweerde, Vinoodh Matadin and Stefano Pilati who were responsible for YSL Fall/Winter 2010-2011 campaign Video. That was absolutely impeccable. The link for that said video can be found on the left side of this blog under "YSL Fall/Winter 2010-2011 Campaign Video" or right below for those of you too lazy to look for it-  


The Lanvin video, and the Karl Lagerfeld short film "The Tale of The Fairy" (The links for Part One and Two can be found on the left hand side under "Inspiration" (Sorely for the Fashion, I promise)) are two examples of why Models, unless extremely talented as Actors and Dancers should just stick to Modelling. Watch the Lagerfeld films and you will know exactly what I am talking about.

Aren't Models just meant to be like Breathing Clothes Hangers anyway?

The Kooples (Left Arrow, Three)

 
  

















I hope that one day my significant other and I will be casually strolling down the streets of Paris and a Photographer will be like "Hey! Vous voulez etre en annonce 'The Kooples'". And we will be seen in every L'Officiel Hommes magazine and live happily ever after in our Parisian apartment on Le Champs-Élysées
with tastefully chosen light fittings from Lalique and our 5 Quadlingual children dressed in Hermes.

(This is the part if I did have a significant other I would type some Lyrics and put a dedication to them with a (Left arrow, Three (Which if you didn't get in the title is a "<3", because for some reason it wont let me put a "<" in the title)).

But since I don't, this posting can be dedicated to my favourite couple Braden and Storm for their 3 month anniversary which was on Sunday <3.

What Cuties <3

Saturday, 27 August 2011

Friday, 26 August 2011

Givenchy

The Man Himself
Hubert de Givenchy
(Can't be too sure though. I don't really trust Google)
Beautiful, Ugly, Innovative or Hideous.
I don't really care.
Givenchy is Genius.
So, this one day this guy I know were having an argument above whether the Givenchy advert above could be considered art. The conversation ended with him saying his friend that studied art (As in Painting, not Photography) said that the photographer was abused as a child and had murder like instints. ...
Um, yeah. ...

Givenchy, the Fashion house for Murderers. ...
Could catch on.

(For all of you interested, I really suggest checking out the Givenchy Spring/Summer and Fall Winter Haute Couture 2011 Collections)
Have a good weekend everyone! 

Cute Right?

Tuesday, 23 August 2011

Seaside-The Kooks

Do you want to go to the seaside?
I'm not trying to say that everybody wants to go
But I fell in love on the seaside
On the seaside
In the seaside
The world chewed her up, and spat her out

I want tunnels soooooo bad!!!!!

It is quite remarkable how much this fellow looks like me!
(Merci for the image ma petite Anana :)<3)

Monday, 22 August 2011

Ray-Ban. Never Hide :)

 

La Chanson des Vieux Amants

Jacques Brel

The Charlie Books??

Charlie is genius, right; he's made from a million pieces of old bubble gum, ha, imagine that! In the summer of 1976, on his way home from an Alice Cooper concert, Charlie started to melt onto the pavement; It was too hot in LA, and he melted like a pink bitch, Ha ha ha ha ha! Luckily though, there was Eric Phillips, a local crocodile who dabbled in black magic. He took pity on Charlie and scraped him off the floor with a pair of fish slices. He poured him into an antique soup ladle and boarded his magic carpet, ha ha! Destination Alaska! Eric Phillips decided to refreeze Charlie, but in his cold-blooded reptilian haste, he refroze him into to the shape of a hoover - "I wasn't thinking." Charlie wasn't fazed though, he just zoomed about the place sucking up Inuits "ha ha … oh." The Inuits didn't mind, they loved it in Charlie's pink tight warm belly pouch, and they refused to come out. Charlie said "I'm cool with that," and set fire to a posh hammer to make it official. "I appear to be on fire." The downside was that the Inuits suffocated immediately. It was air-tight in there. Charlie panicked and fired the tiny Inuit bullets into Eric's crocodile peepers. "After all I did for you … oooh." The green shape was frozen. After a quick drink Charlie stole Eric Phillips magic carpet and left for Seattle. Charlie was racked with guilt, he'd killed 50 Inuits, no-one needs that. He decided to spend the rest of his life putting small hairstyles onto boots, monkey nuts, trumpets and spanners.

-Vince Noir (The Mighty Boosh)

Saturday, 20 August 2011

Amazing Show :D

Best Quote Ever:
(Season 3, Episode 4) Evan Chambers to Catherine:
"She may be afraid of trees, but when push come to shove, she doesn't let you drink the shampoo. ...
No matter how good it smells. ..."
In whispers to the last and greatest of all human dreams;
for a transitory enchanted moment man must have held his breath in the presence of this continent,
compelled into an aesthetic contemplation he neither understood nor desired,
face to face for the last time in history
with something commensurate to his capacity for wonder.

-Nich Carraway: The Great Gatsby

Pulitzer Prize-The Power of Photography


Pham Thi Kim Phuc
Nick Ut
 
Haiti Hurricane Victim
Patrick Farrell

Thailand Massacre
Neil Ulivich

Thich Quang Duc
Malcolm Browne

Iranian Execution
Anonymous

Raising the Flag at Iwo Jima
Anonymous

Haiti Hurricane
Patrick Farrell

A Mothers Journey
Renee Byer